For anybody who cares, the html file that you're reading is actually called "welcome.html." Well, right now, you should call it "goodbye.html" because it'll only be here for a limited time. I'm not talking weeks or days here. I'm talking it-won't-live-to-see-another-Monday kind of doomed.
And why am I writing this here? Just to let you fine person(s(?)) know that I am changing the layouts of every page, One. By. One. This is tedious, and...I have absolutely no idea why I am wasting this much time writing this because I need to get crackin'.
Alas, poor Old Look! I knew him well, Horatio.
-GabeGabe, teh webmaster, 2:43 PM 8/27/2005

I guess Greg doing his own stuff did not include updating this page. So, expect my random mumblings from here on in. And yes, it IS Monday. I forgot to QC the site yesterday. I haven't even looked at Greg's thing.
If the WWC for this week isn't there, you can beat him up instead of me now. But let me know, too, so I can slip in one of my glorious Gabe Filler Day comics! Um... *Runs from Greg*
-GabeGabe, 11:47 AM 8/22/2005

Oops. Sorry, guys, I guess I forgot what day it was. Not unusual considering my sleep schedule lately: none.
Anyway, I know we've been saying "Oh! Get ready! New look coming!" for some time, but that's easier said than done. CSS is not intuitively usable. I'm not going to tell you when the new look is coming. It will be a surprise.
And Greg is now capable of doing his own stuff without relying on me.
-GabeGabe, 4:35 PM 8/14/2005

All right. This look will stay here at least for now, and I would like to apologize on pain of death for using a Gabe Filler Day last week. We were just too busy getting the new look ready, and unfortunately, we weren't quite fast enough. So enjoy a return to the storyline. And take a few screenshots, to cherish for years and years.
-GabeGabe, 10:59 PM 8/6/2005

Say goodbye to this look. A fellow webmaster gave me quite a few tips and we plan to use all of them. Don't worry, all the content will be there. I said that because I'm archiving all of these update messages. Go ahead and download the site if you like.
-GabeGabe, webmaster
10:27 PM 7/30/2005

If anybody comes to this website, then you will be excited to know the new comic is up. Sadly, no one does, thus no one cares.
~GregGreg the one with the Tired Feet 10:45 PM 7/23/2005

Well, it's been a week. We've been hard at work, and now some changes will occur. Don't worry, though: you get to decide. Just tell me what you want to have happen and I'll try to assist. But before you e-mail me, know this: I won't delete the whole website, and I won't do anything Greg doesn't want.
Also, I think it's time you helped add content. Just come up with something original, and I'll see what I can do.
-GabeGabe 3:54 PM 7/16/2005

Yes. New comic. I figured I would send it to Gabe before he exploded.
~GregGreg 10:00 PM 7/9/2005

Happy Fourth of July, America! Yes. The day we celebrate our patriotism by blowing things up. As if we haven't had enough of that already in Iraq. Oh, wait, I mean Afghanistan. Well, anyway, go enjoy gassing the neighborhood with a smoke bomb, or mistaking a cherry bomb for a cigarette.
The new WWC page is working, and I have now entered the comic. Did you notice the incredibly old humor in this week's comic? It was funny once. And somebody tell Greg that if he doesn't give me the next one, I will start putting up GFDs. "Gabe Filler Days". Nobody wants that.
So, my fellow citizens of the USA, by the power vested in me by the Federal Department of Enactments, Implementations, and Oatmeal Association, I command you to appreciate this electronic media, then go outside and set your grass ablaze. Colorfully though. (I'm kidding.)
-GabeGabe the only slightly pyrophobic webmaster, 10:03 PM 7/2/2005

Ohhhhh...sugar rushes are fun! Whee! Ha ha ha...
Yeah, okay, great. Anyway, the updates for you people. Greg and I have been planning to implement a storyline for WWC (Haven't we, Greg?) and other things are falling out of-I mean into place. Yeah, me tired.
And for you people who don't want to bother scrolling down, here is what we are all about: ideas. Random, useless, useful, and YOUR OWN ideas. Synergy awaits your submissions!
-GabeGabe, webmaster, 11:05 PM 6/25/2005

I don't know if you folks have noticed, but there have been some technical difficulties with the WWC page. I'm working on it, but until then, try to click right on the white pixels of the "GO" button. Aaaand I fixed all of the typos in all seven of the current comics.
In other news, we are working on getting Soliloquy up. There've been some...disagreements. For now, WWC seems to be the only thing new and refreshing. (That's a hint for you creative peoples to send me stuff.) And no, Christina did not die. I think. She's just taking her time in getting her end of things up.
Well, that's all for now, folks.
-GabeGabe teh Webmaster over all Syzigydom
2:50 PM 6/18/2005

Wahoo! Guess what? School is over for us!
Well, at least 3 out of 4. I don't know if Andrew is already done, or if he still has time to go.
Another topic: Synergy. So far, I've gotten only a "does this work" thing from Teh Author, and about four pieces of junk mail.
How do they find us so quickly? Anyway, check out Synergy, and read what it says there. I don't want to have to scrap that section because of what some idiot does.
And yes, I did find my "updates" disk. Dad decided it was the perfect day for putting new labels on things. Headache.
-GabeGabe, Webmaster
10:14 PM 6/11/2005

Wow. Wednesday. Sorry, folks, we've been working on finals, and you know how it is.
I was experiencing some technical difficulties updating the site on top of that.
Couldn't find my "updates" floppy disk. Well, now you know more about how we do things...
-GabeGabe
2:54 PM 6/8/2005

Hey! It's memorial day! The day when we honor THOSE WHO DIED IN BATTLE.
I just find it odd how we're changing it into another Veteran's Day.
But enough of my babble! Read the dumb comic! Which are hopefully going to get better...
~Greg 11:31 AM 5/28/2005

Um.
This is Greg, the esteemed author-man.
I'll update with stuff, if Gabe gives me the updating thing and if I remember which isn't likely.
^__^
Stay tuned for more of the **** shown here.
~GregGreg
3:04 PM 5/22/05

A day late. My bad.
Okay, now that we're online, I thought I'd give you a little info. First, I'm not the one who's supposed to be leaving all these updates. Greg is. However, we're still settling in, so be patient. Every Saturday, check out his "My Work" page. There's a new WWC every week! (And if there isn't, like this time, well...) Eventually, there'll be something more interesting here, so keep checking!
I'm gonna go.
-GabeGabe, 7:43 PM 5/15/2005

Welcome to Syzigy.org!
We are a bunch of kids who just happened to meet each other (similar to how the band Boston got together). Now we have a website, and you, poor fool, um...victim, ummm....you...are the one reading it! Don't you just feel all happy now?
I thought not.
Over and out.
-GabeGabe, webmaster, 2:40 PM 5/7/2005